The 2007 UConn Football Team is For Real
November 6, 2007, 4:44 am
Filed under: in brief, sports | Tags: , ,

“UConn will make a BCS bowl, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Cue the sound of men in zanily covered blazers jumping headfirst from balconies at the thought of having to take UConn and their 4000 fans in a bowl game. Spare tickets may always be given to the homeless–you know they’ll show up, and you can kill two birds with one stone by filling the stadium and running a live tuberculosis exposure experiment simultaneously.”




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