Conspiracy Theorizing
August 27, 2008, 4:01 pm
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Apparently Techcrunch launched their redesign yesterday evening, a full 12 hours before CNET’s redesign officially launched this morning.  Interesting timing…

The New CNET

The New Techcrunch


Don’t Do This
August 22, 2008, 3:27 pm
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Dropped from approximately 3 feet onto NYC sidewalk.  Several pedestrians were startled by the stream of profanity that ensued.


BREAKING: Brian Long Visibly Shaken by News of CBSi Grooming Standard
August 20, 2008, 4:56 pm
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Caption: Brian Long reacts to today’s news regarding CBSi’s grooming standard.  “I didn’t expect to be told by Sean Cullinane to ‘police my moustache’ in such a forceful manner,” said Brian Long after sobbing uncontrollably for over 25 minutes.   Brian, and all former CNET Networks employees, are expected to adhere to CBS’ grooming standard immediately.

August 19, 2008, 9:09 pm
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As an astute commenter (probably this guy) has pointed out, the WordPress iPhone application has not led to increased posting volume. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. In fact, the only reason I’m writing something now is because I’ve managed to catch the attention of a large group of interested individuals who are clamoring for the sort of insight and analysis that can only be found here. These folks, that I am fortunate enough to work with, have decided that Geisenblog warrants its own corner of Facebook. How nice of them.  If you were ever curious about the embarrassing shit that I’ve contributed to the internet over the years, but were too lazy to Google my name, it’s now laid out on a nice, neat Facebook fan page.  We’ll see if this newfound attention will lead me to fulfill the promise laid out on that page to “educate and enlighten the general populace. Increase attendance at Dorrian’s. Dispute misconceptions put forth about The Upper East Side on Gossip Girl.”  Should be exciting…